Must have Salsa

There are 3 things a good southern woman needs in her arsenol of tricks...a good clean joke, a naughty or inappropriate joke, and a salsa recipe. I was lacking in the last one for quite a while...until now.

What does a bulletproof vest wear for protection? It wears Chuck Norris.

Bam, there's my clean joke.

So here it is! The MOST AMAZING homemade salsa I have ever made. And the best part is, most of the ingredients you probably already have.  It takes about 2 shakes of a lambs tail to prepare, so you'll have time to tell that naughty joke before it is served.


INGREDIENTS
- 1 can of diced tomatoes
- 1 can tomato sauce
- 1 10oz. can of Diced Tomatoes & Green Chilies (I use ROTEL brand)
- chunk of an onion (maybe 1/4 of a sm/med onion)
- Salt , generous pinch
- garlic powder, just a shake or two
- Cilantro, to taste (I use ALOT)

OPTIONAL
- Jalapeno peppers (it's mild without the peppers, but still has some kick. add the japs if you want it really spicy.)
- Sour Cream (gross, but some people like it i guess.)

DIRECTIONS:
1.) Toss your chunk of onion & cilantro into your trusty blender.
2.) Turn on the blender for a few seconds to chop it up a bit.
3.) Dump in the rest of your ingredients
4.) Blend until well mixed. (longer if you like it smooth, shorter if you like it chunky)
5.) Pour into a bowl, taste. Add flavors to adjust to your liking.

How easy is that?!?!?
Play with the ingredients if you want. Add lots of peppers for serious heat. Add corn or beans. Whatever floats your boat!

Trust me - it's so good!!

One for my pal....(it's just a plain chip, relax.)

...And one for me.